I’M RETIRED

For my husband, “I’m retired” means “I don’t have to do that.”  He had a long career and now he is taking full advantage of his golden years. If I say “Let’s go exercise,” he says, “I’m retired.”  If I say “Let’s go to the flea market, he says, “I’m retired.”  If I say, “We really should go to that meeting,” he says, “I’m retired.”  You get my drift.

I’ve caught on.  Unfortunately for him, I’ve retired from housework!