4/11/14

DRIVING AROUND ROAD REPAIRS



Today I found this story I wrote while living in Wisconsin.  It made me feel much better about the lane closures we’re dealing with here in Raleigh. 

Can you get through Ripon?  Since the city barricaded Hwy. 23 for street repairs, I have zigged one way and zagged the other in search of a connecting link.  I figured it out.  You may take notes.  (Warning:  Do not attempt this without insurance.)

How to get through Ripon heading west:  Cross the 4-way stop at the corner of East Fond du Lac and Blackburn.  Cross a 3-way stop at the corner of Watson and Seward.  Don’t get disturbed wondering what happened to East Fond du Lac Street.  Just accept on good faith that you are now on Seward.

If you make it that far, take a right on Elm then a left at the first pothole.  After the street signs vanish, find Union Street and hang a right.  Proceed across several yards of missing road and Bingo!  You’re at Hwy 23 West.

If (heaven forbid) you have to drive into the center of Ripon, pray.  You will encounter a 5-point intersection.  One street has a yield sign, one splits into two stop signs for left and right turns, one has a stop sign with a “right turn no stop” sign under it, one has the right of way, and the other is a one-way that heads out of the intersection – so you don’t have to worry about that one, except you don’t know that when you’re in the intersection.

How to return:  You follow the same route, but the potholes change.  I hope this helps. 

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