I was singing today, “If I only had a brain.” (Sigh)
Then I cheered up because I thought, “I’ll bet mice aren’t
even supposed to have a brain. If they do, it’s very small." I’ll have
to look that up.
Jackie Gleason was asked once how seriously he took his work. He responded something like this (heavily paraphrased): "Very seriously. But God help me the day I start taking MYSELF seriously." Hence the title of these vignettes.