8/28/17

No Plants Please





The ladies asked how I like living in an apartment. Hey, I have people who change the light bulbs for me. What more can I say? A house ties you down. I can go anywhere any time. They asked if I had a pet. Hadn’t I just implied that I am anti-responsibility? I do not have a pet. I do not want a pet. I do not want a plant. I have one, but it’s okay with long droughts.

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