My
washer has a “Casual” cycle. I don’t
know what’s so casual about doing laundry.
Can a machine agitate clothes casually?
Maybe it’s for washing clothes when I’m feeling casual about it. Maybe the washing machine wants to be used on
“casual day” at the office.
I’m
going to write a letter:
Dear
Kenmore,
I am
applying for a job as a washing machine.
Can you program me to relax when the “Casual” button is pushed? Can I
get a setting for “Slow Down”? And I
especially want to be programmed for automatic shut-off when the cycle is over.
I am
willing to relocate. My preference is to
be in a calm house.
Casually
yours,
Hugh
Mouse
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